Day 26

Day 26:

Upon arriving at the stone door, Jeff was confused. There were no switches or buttons, or even any mysterious puzzle-like objects in the area. Yet, he was certain that it was a door, it must be. There was no other way out, and there was a slither of light visible through a minute crack in the side. The faint waft of a salty smell was leaking out of the crack too, but it was far more appealing than the damp, dank caverns. 

Suddenly, Jeff realized what he needed to do, it was so obvious now, it was what the prophecy had foretold. The incantation. Jeff took two steps back from the door, drew a huge breath, and yelled at the top of his lungs "BA BA BAA BAAAH BAAAAAHHHH, I'M LOVIN IT!" As if it were suddenly greased in butter, the huge rock slipped through its frame and fell to the ground. Jeff was free to leave the caverns, and enter the land of the great golden arches. Unto the great beam of light that now coated his face, Jeff pleaded out "I'll have a McPlant Meal with a strawberry milkshake and a side salad please!"

In response, the light uttered "Sorry, we've got no salad boxes. We'll need to put that salad in a Big Mac box".