Day 33

Day 33:

I once did a yawn so big that I nearly ate my phone.

It was late at night, and I was on the phone, talking like I normally do. I was opening my mouth to speak, but then I noticed my jaw getting wider and wider, starting to yawn. I tried to close it, but it just extended, like an alarmingly large snake. I couldn't really form any words, because my jaw was locked open, so I just sounded like "AAHHRRAHUR".

The person on the other end was a bit worried, maybe I was in pain. "What's wrong?" they asked. I tried to reply, but I couldn't make any words. To try and re-assure them, I bought the phone up closer to my mouth, but it actually got stuck inside, just as my huge yawn was ending. "OOOOHHHEEEEHHHH" I cried. I had to sort of, spit it out, like that huge snake rejecting it's dodgy electric dinner,

"OOQHUOOHEEALLA". I coughed. "Ehmm, sorry, I'm ok."

"Hello?"

They'd hung up.