Day 73


Day 73:

Dear all tenants,

It has come to our attention that the resident of No. 107 has been putting up flyers and making posts regarding an event that he calls 'The 2022 World International POG Championships'. 

Please note that this event does not have clearance to go ahead. No tenant should attend and tenants should dissuade others from doing so where possible. It is made clear in all of your tenancy agreements that all parties or events that involve more than 10 people must first be cleared with your landlord, and no events involving more than 25 people can take place. From this moment on, we are adding to that statement the following:

  • No events may be advertised before clearance from the landlord.
  • No sporting, entertainment, or any other type of event that is considered a 'World' or 'International' level event may take place under any circumstances.
  • No speaker systems outputting greater than 100 watts may be brought onto the premises (especially not multiple 1000-watt speaker systems).
  • No floodlights or lighting with the capacity to short-circuit and bring down power for the entire block may be used.
  • No projectiles may be flung, thrown, or used in any way which may cause harm to tenants of your own apartment, other apartments, random passers-by, police officers, cars or various local infrastructure. 
  • NO POGS ALLOWED WITHIN A 3-MILE RADIUS OF THE COMPLEX.

We have repeatedly tried to stop the resident of No. 107 from holding this event, but it seems now that external pressure may be too great. We have been in contact with the Met Police regarding this matter, and they have agreed to station 50 officers around the complex on the 8th November 2022 from 5pm until 7am on 9th November 2022. During this time, you should remain indoors, barricade your windows, and should not answer your door under any circumstances.

If we still stand after this event, we will use all forces necessary to remove the resident of No.107. We have all only just recovered from the horrible damage caused by the '2022 National Indoor Baseball Championships', after which all windows across 2 floors of the complex had to be removed, and 7 walls had to be replaced. Please stay as safe as you can, and pray.

Sincerely,

David Pogs (Head Landlord)

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