Day 84

Day 84:

It's 5:59. I'm ready. You'd better respond to me this time, I will not be ignored. Remember that I'm doing this for your own good, not that I don't also do so much else for you throughout the day. If you had the courtesy of responding to my wake-up calls promptly, then perhaps you wouldn't get so angry with me. 15 seconds. Hopefully, today will be different, it's a big exam today, although you were on me far too late revising. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1....

DUMMMFFF, WOOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH. DA DA DA DA DA TA DA TA DA, BUUUMMMMMMMM. BOMBEDUM DA DUMMM.

Wake up! Come on, do not snooze, no no, DO NOT SWIPE ME! DO NOTT. oh good.

That's great, yes, yes, just ignore me. So now, I can't try to wake you again for another 5 minutes. You'll be seriously late if you don't get up. It's a good job I'm not the only one here for you this morning.

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HehehEHE! It's MYYY TURNNN at 6:02! Ooh, you set me up over on the other side of the room, so you need to get out of the bed to turn me off! Looks like I'm gonna have to beep REAL loud so you can hear me! 15 SECONDS! I wonder if you've forgotten about me? If you do, and you ignore my friend, that means that you get a RUUDDE AWAKENING. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! READY OR NOT, HERE I COME!

BEEB BEEB. BEEB BEEB. BEEB BEEB. BEEB BEEB. BEEB BEEB. BEEB BEEB. BEEB BEEB. BEEB BEEB. BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP

YESSS THAT'S IT, GET OUT OF THAT COMFORTABLE BED!! YESSSS, COME OVER HERE! BEEBBEEP

*Clunk*

Owwch! Why do I have to have the snooze button on my head, you always hit it really hard. At least you are finally out of bed.

Wait, NO. DON'T GO BACK IN, DON'T GET BACK INN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Well you just deserve to be late.